It's Halloween, but you're too old to go trick-or-treating, too young to have kids who want to go trick-or-treating, and no friends with whom to organize a costume party. What are you going to do?

Get comfy.

Premiere has every hour of your All Hallow's Eve planned out for you. Fire up that rental card, gather up an array of snacks and caffeinated beverages, and prepare to spend the next sleepless 24 hours absorbing more blood, gore, and questionable acting than Romero, Argento, and Carpenter combined. It's our official Halloween viewing guide. Press "play" to begin…