The 100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time
40. The Terminator
Played by Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator (1984, dir. James
Cameron) and two later films
Before The Terminator, Schwarzenegger was viewed as little more than
a B-list barbarian. But Cameron helped turn his shortcomings into strengths.
Not the most expressive actor? Doesn’t matter; he’s a robot. Can’t really pronounce
the name “Sarah Connor”? So what? This cyborg lets his muscles do the talking.
But seriously—give the newly minted governor the credit he’s due. His intensely
singular performance as the killing machine that can’t be reasoned with blew
us away in the first film. And in the franchise’s second installment, audiences
were surprised to discover that the tin man really does have a heart.
Defining Moment: The “I’ll be back” slaughter scene at the police station
is the obvious choice. But a more deserving moment might be when the Terminator
takes a scalpel to his own skin in a skanky motel room. After popping out his
left eyeball, he stares in the mirror. One mechanical pupil glows a ghastly
red. (MGM DVD)
39. Michael Dorsey/Dorothy
Michaels
Played by Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie (1982, dir. Sydney Pollack)
There has been plenty of famous drag in Hollywood, from Some Like It Hot
to Mrs. Doubtfire, but Hoffman’s dual gig as Michael Dorsey, unemployed
New Yawk actor, and Dorothy Michaels, popular matronly soap star, resonates
loudest with contemporary audiences. With four Oscar nominations (and one win)
already to his credit, Hoffman had more than proven his chops by then; but this
drama-comedy, male-female dichotomy of a film was something else again. Hoffman
based his portrayal of Dorothy largely on his mother (“She’s the heart of Tootsie,”
he has said)—but he had a little more specialized help as well: Andy Warhol
“superstar” Holly Woodlawn (née Harold Ajzenberg) was hired to teach him the
finer points of lipstick and pantyhose.
Defining Moment: His improvised on-air confession, of sorts—“But .
. . as a woman!” (Columbia TriStar DVD)
38. Willy Wonka
Played by Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971,
dir. Mel Stuart)
He’s Oscar Wilde on a sugar high, from his sparkling aphorisms to his velvet
jacket to his glucose-infused factory. “Every kid asks me if the sets were made
of real candy,” says Wilder. “Everything you could suck on was real, except
when I ate that cup of tea. That was wax.” Willy is the father that Charlie
never had. “I’m a magician, a carnival barker,” says Wilder. “I’m all those
things to impress the children.” But his psychedelic factory tour is a sugary
version of Dante’s inferno. And all the children get their just desserts.
Defining Moment: Wilder dreamed up Willy’s whimsical entrance and made
it a condition of his doing the role. After limping down a red carpet, he drops
his cane, teeters precariously, and then—to the delight and astonishment of
all—executes a perfect somersault. “I wanted that to be a question mark from
the beginning—whether I was lying or telling the truth. Otherwise, it was like
corned beef on white bread.” (Warner DVD)
37. Jake Gittes
Played by Jack Nicholson in Chinatown (1974, dir. Roman Polanski)
and one later film
From our first glimpse of Jake Gittes—a private detective who looks infinitely
bored and yet oddly vulnerable—we know we’re in a film that honors the noir
tradition as epitomized by Bogart’s Sam Spade. Gittes’s features resist softening
into anything more compromising than a snarl, and though sliced (his bandaged
nose is clownish but unfunny), beaten, and menaced, he refuses to buckle. Faye
Dunaway quivers, John Huston looms, but Nicholson’s Gittes seems untouchable
inside—until his last stricken moments onscreen.
Defining Moment: A crafty, tough operator who will cheat a cheating
world without a blink (with a fake cough, he tears a page from a city ledger),
he uses an ethnic slur to hoodwink a nursing home’s oily director. P.S. Don’t
insult him during his morning shave. (Paramount DVD)
36. Alex Forrest
Played by Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction (1987, dir. Adrian Lyne)
Ah, the extramarital affair. Long lunches . . . short late-night phone calls
. . . and no strings! Then came Alex Forrest, and life changed for cheatin’
men. Dan (Michael Douglas) is a lawyer with a gorgeous wife (Anne Archer) and
an impish daughter. After a weekend fling with Alex, he expects to return to
his world unscathed. Alex expects a lot more. Watching her stalk Dan made a
generation of men think twice before straying and the same generation of women
hesitate before going all “fatal attraction” on someone’s ass.
Defining Moment: When Dan prepares to leave in the morning, an emotionally
and physically exposed (she’s bare-breasted) Alex begs him to stay. “I thought
we’d have a good time,” he says. “No, you didn’t,” she replies. “You thought
you’d have a good time. You didn’t stop for a second to think about me.”
And you know what? She’s got a point. (Paramount DVD)
35. Dr. Evil
Played by Mike Myers in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
(1997, dir. Jay Roach) and two later films
Myers threw us all a frickin’ bone when he created Austin’s pinky-gesturing,
lip-pursing, Mr. Bigglesworth–stroking nemesis. The hilarious, nefarious doctor
(don’t call him mister—he didn’t spend six years in evil medical school for
that) is a delightfully creepy combination of You Only Live Twice baddie
Ernst Stavro Blofeld and Saturday Night Live honcho Lorne Michaels. He’s
queasily endearing in his lame malevolence—attempting the Macarena, reminiscing
about his childhood summers in Rangoon, kvelling over Mini-Me, and, of course
. . .
Defining Moment: Unfrozen after 30 years, Dr. Evil reveals to his staff
his plans for dominating the planet: “We shall hold the world ransom for . .
. one million dollars!!” (New Line DVD)
34. Bonnie Parker
Played by Faye Dunaway in Bonnie and Clyde (1967, dir. Arthur Penn)
Likes: adventure, poetry, gumption, Clyde Barrow. Dislikes: whiners, the law,
hiding out, mortality. With her flaxen hair, black beret, and slender cigarettes,
“the best damn
girl in Texas” is also the most glamorous, especially seen against the film’s
Depression-era dust-bowl backdrop. Formerly a waitress, she better fits the
profile of the beatific bank robber, who steals from the rich and pities the
poor.
Defining Moment: After the gang captures a Texas Ranger, Bonnie decides
to have a little fun with him. Suddenly “sweet as pie,” she kisses the humiliated
captive smack on the lips for a picture that will later appear in newspapers
across the state. (Warner DVD)
33. Ratso Rizzo
Played by Dustin Hoffman in Midnight Cowboy (1969, dir. John Schlesinger)
His name says it all: Ratso Rizzo is a New York City gutter-dweller. The sickly,
down-and-out hustler spots easy prey in naive cowboy Joe Buck (Jon Voight),
but soon he also finds a friend—and hope. The poor shmuck, he just wants to
score the bus money to make it to Florida. But this is a story of dreams unfulfilled,
and Hoffman’s pathetic street rat, both hilarious and heartbreakingly sad, becomes
a kind of tragic hero.
Defining Moment: Ratso’s shrill wail, “I’m walkin’ here!” as he defiantly
slaps the hood of an encroaching cab. Hoffman has said that not only was the
line ad-libbed but the altercation was unplanned. Which doesn’t surprise us—it’s
a true New York moment. (MGM DVD)
32. Holly Golightly
Played by Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961, dir. Blake
Edwards)
Tiffany’s. Givenchy. Holly Golightly. They go together like milk and a wineglass,
coffee and a jar. Holly does seem to go lightly through life, picking up fifty
dollars for the powder room and exclaiming “Quel rat!” about her benefactor
in the cold morning light. But deep down, this glib party girl is too frightened
even to buy furniture or give her cat a name. She wants to find a real-life
place that makes her feel like Tiffany’s, where nothing bad could ever happen.
Instead, she finds love.
Defining Moment: Vulnerable, wet, and frightened, Holly kisses Paul
(George Peppard) in the pouring rain, sheltering Cat under her coat. (Paramount
DVD)
31. Norma Desmond
Played by Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard (1950, dir. Billy Wilder)
She’s the greatest star of them all, the faded queen of 1086 Sunset Boulevard.
And despite her rants against talkies, this former silent film star delivers
some of the greatest lines ever written: “I am big! It’s the pictures
that got small!” and “Great stars have great pride.” Indeed. Swanson’s Desmond,
running roughshod over her servant Max (her first director!) and gigolo hack
Joe Gillis (William Holden), is a monomaniacal monster of the first stripe.
Defining Moment: Having ensured that Gillis is going to stay on her
premises, Norma pulls herself together, as it were, and makes her final glitter-encrusted
appearance: “All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.” (Paramount
DVD)
|