The 100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time
50. Blondie
Played by Clint Eastwood in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966,
dir. Sergio Leone)
The most prevalent myth about the first two pictures Eastwood made with Leone
was that his character in both was the Man With No Name. Not only does the character
have a name, they’re two different characters—Joe and Monco. Go
figure. In the great finale of the Dollars trilogy, we remember the name Blondie
because Tuco says it so often, and because Eastwood’s not much of a blond.
When you come right down to it, the tag is apt because Blondie—a fairly
treacherous character cast as the titular “good”—is as California
as Eastwood: the most laid-back badass of the spaghetti western, or any other
kind.
Defining Moment: His writing-the-name-on-the-rock gambit before the climactic,
operatic shootout. (MGM DVD)
49. Chance the Gardener
Played by Peter Sellers in Being There (1979, dir. Hal Ashby)
It says something rather unnerving about Sellers that he identified so strongly
with this nowhere man that he printed up calling cards bearing his name. Loosed
into the world after a lifetime of isolation, Chance, an illiterate, TV-addicted
gardener, becomes an unwitting sage in the haute monde of Washington, D.C. With
his impeccable bearing and affectless intonations, he is a cipher both funny
and frightening, making utter vacancy look like Zen inscrutability.
Defining Moment: His bland but insistent mantra “I like to watch”
is misinterpreted by a loving but carnally deprived society wife (Shirley MacLaine),
who takes it as a cue to pleasure herself before him. (Warner DVD)
48. John “Bluto” Blutarsky
Played by John Belushi in Animal House (1978, dir. John Landis)
From the moment the camera finds him peeing in the bushes and then on Delta
House’s lost-looking recruits, Bluto (whom Belushi and Landis thought of as
a cross between Harpo Marx and the Cookie Monster) is the vision of a pure,
primal id disguised as a college degenerate. But what separates this untamed
soul from lesser cinematic knuckle-draggers (played by the likes of Andrew Dice
Clay and Pauly Shore) is the knowing mischief Belushi wordlessly conveys with
the deft emotional precision of Buster Keaton.
Defining Moment: The food fight scene lets Bluto achieve maximum shock
value. “See if you can guess what I am now,” he says, filling his cheeks with
mashed potatoes and spraying the slimy contents on a sorority Barbie. “I’m a
zit! Get it?” (Universal DVD)
47. Mrs. Robinson
Played by Anne Bancroft in The Graduate (1967, dir. Mike Nichols)
“You’re trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson . . . aren’t you?” Oh, Benjamin,
of course she is. For a dissatisfied housewife (the character doesn’t even have
a first name), there’s no greater distraction than bedding the young Benjamin
Braddock (Dustin Hoffman). And thanks to the perfectly cast (though only six
years senior) Bancroft, Mrs. Robinson not only became the archetype for the
older woman as seductress, but also the source of distraction for many an adolescent
male.
Defining Moment: Benjamin gives her his car keys and tells her she
can drive herself home. After she says she doesn’t know how to “work a foreign
shift” (yeah, sure), she tosses the keys into the fish tank, showing us all
who’s really driving. (MGM DVD)
46. John McClane
Played by Bruce Willis in Die Hard (1988, dir. John McTiernan) and
two later films
If Humphrey Bogart had been around in the ’80s, he would have loved Willis’s
wise-cracking John McClane. A seductive mix of machismo and humility, Willis
reinvented the reluctant hero for the action age: a cigarette-smoking tough
guy who was freaked out by flying; a balding, by-the-book New York cop who hated
authority. McClane doesn’t want to be in California for Christmas. Nor is he
eager to knuckle up against 12 heavily armed Eurotrash terrorists. But he does,
and we love every explosive moment.
Defining Moment: Alan Rickman’s deliciously evil Hans Gruber asks him,
“Do you really think you stand a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?” The reply still
inspires instantaneous high-fiving: “Yippee-kay-yay, motherfucker!” (Fox DVD)
45. Mary Poppins
Played by Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins (1964, dir. Robert Stevenson)
With her unflinching optimism, her rosy cheeks, and her chipper commands of
“Spit spot!” Mary has the power to cheer up a gloomy London family. Born in
the books by P.L.
Travers, the Poppins character was played to comely perfection by squeaky-clean
Andrews, who won an Oscar. “I’ll only stay until the wind changes,” Mary Poppins
tells
little Jane and Michael Banks, but for fans everywhere, she’s stayed much longer
than that.
Defining Moment: The children resist tidying their nursery until their
magical nanny shows them how to make the task fun. She sings, “Just a spoonful
of sugar helps the medicine go down!” (Touchstone DVD)
44. Jules Winnfield
Played by Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction (1994, dir. Quentin Tarantino)
“I looked at him as not just a badass, but as a guy who was totally professional
and in control of his world,” Jackson says about our man from Inglewood. Sure,
Jules was a stone-cold killer, but he was also a philosopher, engaging in his
own version of the Socratic method (“What does Marsellus Wallace look like?.
. . Does he look like a bitch?!?!”). He not only talked tough; he looked scary
as hell—especially his hair. “That was an accident,” Jackson says. “Quentin
wanted Jules to have a big afro. He sent this PA out to buy a wig. She went
to South Central and bought this jeri-curl wig. And Quentin was going off, saying,
‘It’s got to be an afro because he has this whole blaxploitation thing.’ I told
him, ‘That’s the South Central look.’ You look at Ice Cube and NWA. Guys had
all this shit dripping down their necks. I had already grown the sideburns and
the mustache. It was perfect. Total gangster.”
Defining Moment: “Folks always talk about the foot massage sequence,”
Jackson says. “People like the Ezekiel speech. I have to say that speech about
three times a week to people, just to prove that I still know it. And the Quarter
Pounder with Cheese thing. But I always liked the ‘what’ sequence: ‘What? Say
“what” again. Do they speak English in “what”?’ That’s my favorite.” (Touchstone
DVD)
43. Forrest Gump
Played by Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump (1994, dir. Robert Zemeckis)
As the ads said, “Gump happens,” and did it ever. Tom Hanks’s portrayal of
the kindhearted, mentally challenged southerner is at once tender, goofy, and
breathtaking, earning him his second Oscar. The character’s life is a prism
through which we view our nation’s modern history, and accordingly, Forrest
does it all. From Elvis to JFK, Mao to Nixon and Lennon, from Vietnam to antiwar
protests, Forrest doesn’t miss much, and along the way he finds friendship,
seeks love, and witnesses horror.
Defining Moment: You know it, you love it: Forrest has struck up a
conversation with the woman seated next to him on a bus-stop bench. “My momma
always said life
was like a box of chocolates,” he tells her. “You never know what you’re gonna
get.” (Paramount DVD)
42. “Dirty” Harry Callahan
Played by Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry (1971, dir. Don Siegel) and
four later films
Inspector “Dirty” Harry Callahan tapped into the silent majority’s longing
for frontier justice following the upheavals of the ’60s. And who better to
brandish his .44 Magnum than Eastwood, who had become a star dispatching evildoers
in Sergio Leone westerns. Crankier and less laconic than the Man With No Name,
Harry patented the cool one-liner, a staple of every action hero to come.
Defining Moment: In the 1971 original, Harry is informed that the killer
he has just apprehended and tortured will walk because Harry violated his rights.
“Well, the law’s crazy!” is his incredulous reply. For an instant, we wonder
if the cop is more dangerous than the criminal. (Warner DVD)
41. Jane Craig
Played by Holly Hunter in Broadcast News (1987, dir. James L. Brooks)
One of cinema’s most delightfully complex and obsessive heroines, news producer
Jane Craig can’t enter a cab without telling the driver the quickest route,
nor can she begin her day without a brief crying jag. Brisk, capable, overscheduled,
and brutally honest, she seems to know everything except how she feels emotionally.
Caught between her neurotic soul mate (Albert Brooks) and the airhead anchor
she lusts after (William Hurt), she has no idea how to reconcile her head and
her heart. (Even director James L. Brooks was conflicted about her choice until
the very end.) It’s impossible to imagine anyone other than Hunter as this winning,
though never winsome, working girl.
Defining Moment: When her boss snaps at her, “It must be nice to always
believe you know better—to always think you’re the smartest person in the room,”
Jane admits, “No, it’s awful.” (Fox DVD)
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