The 13 Most Appropriate Senior Superlatives
GenArt looks into the past to guess what movie high school students might have done in their future. Their insight is astoundingly accurate. ( Read a young director's take on uncomfortable high school movie moments here.)
Class Flirt
Linda Barret (Phoebe Cates), Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Heart Attacks Waiting To Happen (Tie)
Billy Bob (Ron Lester), Varsity Blues and Louie Lastik (Ethan Suplee), Remember the Titans
Future Indie Record Shop Owner
Duckie (Jon Cryer), Pretty in Pink
Most Likely To Run A Feminist Blog Network
Kat Stratford (Julie Stiles), 10 Things I Hate About You
Future Porn Star
McLovin (Christopher Mintz-Plasse), Superbad
Most Likely To Marry A Computer Programmer
Caroline Mulford (Haviland Morris), Sixteen Candles
Most Likely To...Wait, Who The Hell Is This Guy?
Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher (Chris Klein), American Pie
Most Likely To Invent SPF 100,000,000
Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), Twilight
Future Lilith Fair Headliner
Corey Flood (Lili Taylor), Say Anything
Future Bunny Ranch Proprietor
Joel Goodsen (Tom Cruise), Risky Business
Most Likely To Have a Criminal Record By The Age of 30
Veronica (Winona Rider), Heathers
Most Likely To Win An Independent Spirit Award
Max Fischer (Jason Schwartzman), Rushmore
Most Likely To S**k A F**k
Donnie Darko (Jake Gyllenhaal), Donnie Darko
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